Discover what your WhatsApp chats really say about your relationship.
Upload a chat export and let AI reveal hidden patterns, red flags, emotional balance, reply dynamics and more.
Files auto-deleted after analysis · No account needed
Kostenlose Vorschau · volle Analyse für 3 € · keine Anmeldung nötig
Relationship report · preview
98 / 100
Flirting score
84%
Texts first
You · 64%
Reply time
3 min
Energy
🔥🔥🔥
What you'll get
Stats that make you and your friends spiral
Free preview unlocks the basics. Premium unlocks the chaos.
Relationship score
92
Healthy · balanced energy
Who loves more
Alex · 58%
Subtle but consistent affection
Ghosting risk
12%
Almost never leaves you on read
Attachment style
Secure ✕ Anxious
Healthy with reassurance triggers
Flirting score
76 / 100
Spicy without being thirsty
Conversation energy
📈 Climbing
Texting more than 30 days ago
Going viral
People can't stop sharing their reports
"Bro this app exposed me on a personal level. Sent it to my situationship immediately."
"Found out I'm the 'professional ghoster'. Yeah that tracks."
"We literally screenshotted every result. Couldn't stop laughing."
How it works
From export to exposed in 30 seconds
Step 1
Export your chat
Open WhatsApp → chat → ⋮ → More → Export chat → Without media.
Step 2
Upload the .txt file
Drag and drop. Your chat is kept only temporarily for this analysis and deleted afterwards.
Step 3
AI decodes everything
Emotions, attachment style, flirting signals, energy, reply rhythm.
Step 4
Share the chaos
Download a share card for TikTok or Instagram. Make it go viral.
How to export a WhatsApp chat
iPhone
- Open the chat in WhatsApp
- Tap the contact name at the top
- Scroll down → Export Chat
- Choose Without Media
- Save the .txt file and upload here
Android
- Open the chat in WhatsApp
- Tap ⋮ (top right) → More → Export chat
- Choose Without media
- Send it to yourself
- Upload the .txt file here
Privacy first
Your chats are sacred. We treat them that way.
Zero account, zero login
No email, no password, no WhatsApp linking. Ever.
Deleted after analysis
Your chat text is stored only temporarily for the analysis and deleted automatically afterwards.
Only stats are stored
We keep your anonymous result so you can re-open the report — never the raw chat.
One-time unlock
Pay once. Spiral forever.
Free preview
€0
- Message count
- Who texts first
- Average response time
- Top emojis
- Most used words
Full report
One-time3,00 € einmalig
Kein Abo. Gemäß § 19 UStG wird keine Umsatzsteuer berechnet.
- Relationship score
- Emotional interest score
- Who's more invested
- Green & red flags
- Ghosting probability
- Attachment style for each person
- Flirting score
- Conversation energy graph
- Funniest messages
- Who loves more (%)
- AI relationship summary
- Viral badges + shareable card
FAQ
Quick answers
Do I need to connect my WhatsApp account?
Never. You only upload a .txt export from your phone. We do not connect to WhatsApp in any way.
What happens to my file?
The text is processed once and immediately discarded. We only store the anonymous statistics so you can re-open the report.
Does it work with group chats?
Yes, but it's most fun with 1-on-1 chats.
Is the analysis accurate?
It's AI-generated and meant to be entertaining and insightful, not a clinical diagnosis. Take it with vibes.
Can I share my results?
Yes — every premium report comes with a downloadable share card optimized for TikTok and Instagram.
Ready to know what's really going on?
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